No-one cares right? The oldies (anyone over 25 per teens), have taken to the highway in 'I am here! You will take notice of me currently!' style.
Grannies are taking their revenge on the slow-witted. Read that insult for anyone who will not move quickly enough out of their way. Huh? They are the slow movers aren't they? Not any more. By the point you've identified the whirring sound and found for aircraft, it's too late, approach too late. You're mush beneath their wheels, or nursing elements of your body hit at speed and with force by these whirling devils. They're having their best time in years and your body is that the one complaining. If you are quick or undamaged enough you can hurl some choice comments as they leave you choking in their dust.
Environmentally friendly? In whose surroundings are they friendly? Deafened people will not move at all. They can hear nothing; they will be clueless. Where this would possibly take a little glory from the EPV-user they will well suppose it's deliberate.
Onerous-of-hearing individuals have a little chance if you are like my friend, Lizzy. If she hears a noise she cannot identify, she swings out her arms for balance. Speak about cutting them up, she's been known to bring a absolutely-grown man to his knees.
Can we ban them? You try telling a Granny, who feigns deafness, that hearing impaired individuals need some warning.
"What? Speak up will you?"
Regrettably, I begin to giggle.
"No-one hears you coming." I call back.
"Don't shout, I'm not deaf." She says, a set twinkle in her eye.
We both know she's taking the mickey (kidding me). It's the serious guys who hurtle spherical a corner whom you've got to watch. A charity employee buddy, who provides these EPV's out to deserving retirees, has escaped by the skin of his teeth on many occasions.
Imagine what a Grandad feels when told to slow down. Glee. Joy! Sort of a teen told to flip the music down he likes to be a maverick. Do not we all?!
What can you do to assist the hearing-assisted?
"The who? The im-pear-ed? Is that a type of fruit?" says Granny.
Your chances of hearing impairment are one in 4 over 64. Maybe it's the wind rushing past their ears that produces them quickly deaf. 'Impeared'. Okay, I'll get you back for that comment if I will assume of a better one...
I provide up, gracefully. How can we tend to stop these terrors? Brakes? Lower their most speed? I will leave you to present them that news. Perhaps I might have an AVS - automatic vehicle sensor, just like the beepy factor on the back of my uncle's automotive, only for my wrist to warn me of approaching EPV's with oldies aboard. Before you tell me 'oldie' is politically incorrect, I was told firmly that it sounds so much better than the 'Third Age'.
Facilitate the car industry, save us, eight million hearing-assisted and deafened people within the UK, from being mown down and put yourself in history books as a twenty first century innovator.
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